Two Whatsapp Ways to Leave Your Lover

In this day and age,
there are two simple ways
to leave a lover:
one is to disconnect via WhatsApp
and disappear;
the other is to write the word "goodbye,"
via WhatsApp.

But never choose these methods;
otherwise, you will be considered a
fraudulent lover,
even though real love once existed
before the break.

在這個時代，

離開戀人可以有兩種電網方法：

一是斷開WhatsApp聯繫，從此消失；

二是透過WhatsApp 寫下“goodbye”一字。

但千萬不要選擇這些方式，

否則你會被視為電騙戀人，

儘管真愛曾存。

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

"The problem is all inside your head"

She said to me

"The answer is easy if you

Take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle

To be free

There must be fifty ways

To leave your lover"

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning

Won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself

At the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways

To leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover"

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

Ooh, slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just listen to me

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

She said, "It grieves me so

To see you in such pain

I wish there was something I could do

To make you smile again"

I said, "I appreciate that

And would you please explain

About the fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both

Just sleep on it tonight

And I believe in the morning

You'll begin to see the light"

And then she kissed me

And I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways

To leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just listen to me

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free